1. Are you brazilian?
    Yes.
  2. Boy or girl?
    Boy.
  3. How old are you?
    19
  4. Are you gay?
    Yes, I am. 
  5. Do you like pink?
    No.
  6. Do you know about fashion?
    As much as Rebecca Black knows about Music. 
     
  7. But you’re gay!
    I’m gay, I’m not Sharpay Evans.
  8. Ha! You know High Scool Musical!
         Ha! You do too. 
  9. Do you like sports?
    Only the violent ones.
  10. Play?
    not anymore
  11. But you used to??
    Yes.
  12. But you are not skinny!
    Wow, really, I’m not! God, that explains a lot!
  13. Are you sarcastic? 
    Sarcastic? ME?! Never.
  14. Do you have a boyfriend?
    Nope.
  15. So, are you single?
    That’s kind of what happens when you don’t have a boyfriend.
  16. So you can date anyone?
    Yes, except for anons.
  17. Why not?
    I’m not into gray-faceless people.
  18. Do you wanna be my boyfriend?
    Sure, if I like you… 
  19. Do you believe I’m 18 years old?
    If you say so…
  20. But I’m not. I’m actually 42.
    YAY, You’re old.
  21. Would you trust me now?
    You lied about how old are you. I’ve been 18 since I was 16.
  22. You liar!
    Liar liar pants on fire, or something like that.
  23. LIAR!
    Call me Jim Carrey.
  24. Where do you live?
    In the Twilight Zone.
  25. No, seriously, where?
    I’m not gonna tell you, I’m not 8 years old!
  26. Craven.
    Scooby Doo, where are you?!
  27. Got messenger?
    Yes I do.
  28. Can I have it?

  29. No…
    Damn it! Oh, ok, you can have it anyway…
  30. Webcam?
    I do have one, but if you want to give me another, I’ll take it.
  31. Haha… Hey, can I see you?
    TITS OR GTFO 
  32. Haha… no, seriously.
    I’m serious. Are you hot?
     
  33. Do you like movies?
    More than I like some people.
  34. What kind of movies?
    Almost every movie
  35. Do you like bloody movies?
    I sure do!
  36. Why? They’re gross.
    I find them sexy. 
  37. Do you read?
    No, I can’t read. My mom reads the posts for me and she writes what I tell her to write. Of course I do! A lot!
  38. So you like reading?
    No, I read ‘cause I’m a masochist.
  39. What’s your favorite book?
    Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist. Is one of the most precious things I have, was a gift from my best friend <3
  40. Do you like music?
    The same way I like air. TELL ME HOW I CAN LIVE WITH NO AIR! NO AIR NO AAAAAAAIR. 
  41. What kind of music?
    Rock, pop, disco… everything 
  42. What’s your favorite band?
    Blur, and The Strokes.
  43. Favorite movie?
    Cruel Intentions 
  44. What are you scared of?
    Clowns
  45. Are you ok?
    I’m a hypochondriac, so no matter what people say, I will think I’m sick.
  46. Do you like TV Shows?
    Love it.
  47. What career will you follow?
    I’ll be a doctor. Or a lawyer. Or a rock star. Or the vampire slayer. Or professional wrestler . Or a teacher, just so I can troll my students (It must be fun fun fun fun!). Or an actor. Or a porn star. Or a writer. Or a draftsman. Or screenwriter. Or 007.
  48. Do you like videogames?
    A lot.
  49. How long is this going to be? I gotta pee! Are we there yet?
    You should have gone to the bathroon at our house.
  50. UR BLOG IS SO GAY!!111!!11!
    No, he’s not. He’s just checkin’ to see what jeans the other blogs are wearing.
     
  51. No, seriously, stop posting all that gay shit.
     
  52. When did you chose to be gay?

    Oh, my dear, I remember like it was yesterday. It was just another regular straight day, I was wearing my football team jacket and talking about boobs, just being my heterosexual cisgendered male privileged self, when suddenly I saw a rainbow. The rainbow guided me to a penis-shaped sword buried in stone, and as much as I tried I could not take it out. I went to the wise Madonna she told me that, legend says, only a true gay could take that sword out of its stone. In order to prove myself as a true gay I had to collect the three glitter-covered pendants: one for fellatio, one for fashion and one for Lady Gaga. Once I had all tree pendants, I went back to the penis-shaped sword, and took it upon my hand. Then, when I raised it over my head and chanted the lyrics for I Will Survive, Cher herself appeared to me in all of her wisdom and omnipresence and told me I was indeed a true gay, and fabulous powers were delivered to me when I tripped and fell butt-first on top of the penis-shaped sword.

  53. Jesus can cure you.
    You mean I don’t have to live with asthma? 
  54. I H8 U!!!11!11eleven!!!111!1
    My life is fucking over!!!1111!!111 
  55. Who do you think you are?!
    I’m lolsummer69. Pretty sure you always wanted to see me naked…
  56. IF you could turn your life into something, anything, what would it be?
    A musical. Maybe a musical about super heroes. Maybe a musical aboult super heroes solving mysteries. Maybe a porn parody of a musical aboult super heroes solving mysteries. Maybe a porn parody of musical aboult super heroes who are serial killers solving mysteries.  
  57. Are we there yet?
    You’re adopted.
  58. *~~insert anon hate here~~*
    *~~instert smart awnser here~~*
  59. Do you have a diary?
    Yes I Do.
  60. Can I read it?
    LOL no.
  61. Can you tell me a secret?
    I see dead people
  62. No, i mean, a REAL secret.
    I’m serious. I do see dead people since I was a kid.
  63. Wait, so, you are, like, Allison DuBois or something?
    Well, it is neither schizophrenia neither nor a tumour, so…
  64. That’s cool!
    Yeah, I also bring back the person you love in seven days (as long as you pay for the bondage)
  65. Are those graphics under the tag “my graphics” yours?
    no, they are not. I have stolen those from the Louvre Museum
  66. Are you an only child?
    Not really. I have a big family, full of brothers and sisters.
  67. Can you post a picture of your brothers and sisters?
    Sure!
  68. Where do I find your older urls?
    here.
  69. 69 hihi 
     
  70. Are you really a slytherin?
    Yes.
  71. Do you have any pet?
    No. It may start with one little puppy but if I start I’ll end up like the crazy cat lady, only that I’m a guy.
  72. How long can you stay out?
    As much as I want, as long as is until midnight.
  73. What happens at midnight?
    The fairytale ends and I go back to reality.  
  74. How many “yous” are there inside your head?
    9. 10 if you count the “oficial”, aka Farid (the one that everybody knows). I call them “voices” but they are only me thinking more than I should.
  75. I know where you live.
  76. How many followers do you have?
     
  77. Who’s your daddy?
    Freddy Krueger.
  78. What?
    Yeah, he is my dad. Like, only in my dreams, but still.
  79. Hey apple.
    Fuck off.
  80. Have you ever finished Crash?
    Indeed, I did. And Super Mario too.
  81. Do you write?
    Yes, I do. Actually, I’m working on a book.
  82. Can I read it?
    Sure! Just wait until it is in a bookstore close to you. 
  83. If you could have a super power, what would it be?
    Sylar’s power. Or Peter Petrelli’s. But I preffer Sylar’s.
  84. Do you believe in karma?
    Yes.
  85. Do you believe in aliens?
    Yes I do.
  86. Do you believe in ghosts?
    No, they lie. Yes, I do. 
  87. Do you believe in life after love?
    I can feel something inside me say “I really don’t think you’re strong enough”
  88. You are so fat.
  89. Are you really a teenager?
    No, I’m actually an old creep who’s searching for things to complain about.
  90. Who’s your favorite super hero?
    Wonder Woman.
  91. Haven’t I seen you before?
    Probably, I was on TV.
  92. OMG REALLY?!
    Yes
  93. WHAT DID YOU DO?!
    I was interviewed by the local news for a Christmas special when I was 7.
     
  94. What’s your favorite scary movie?
    Patch Adams. Don’t matter what people say, Robin Willians with a clow’s nose IS scary.
  95. What do you think about fridays?
    They are fun fun fun fun 
  96. If you were an animal, what animal would you be?
    A cat
  97. Do you have personal Original Caracters on your favorite shows? 
    Yes. Inside my head i am a character in every single show I like.
  98. So, do you have a dream?
    I Dream Of Jeannie 
  99. Wait isn’t that a tv show?
     
  100. Are you dirty minded?
     
  101. Do you dance like you dress?
    Amber, there’s no need to be cruel. 

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