August 2012
I vote for this as the next tumblr interface change:
Watchfakedconfidence:
oh god this literally never gets old
pizzaforpresident:
pizzaforpresident:
somebody literally needs to call fucking dominos and place an order to my house and pay for it with their visa because im going to kill myself if there isn’t a pepperoni pizza on my lap in the next hour
GOD BLESS YOU TUMBLR
masterzefron:
spazzysunshine:
1.PLUG IN YOUR...
July 2012
Watchgallifrey-feels:
controversial-tabloid-story:
vammyrose:
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:
ok so HOW DID YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS SHIT
#and they wonder why we’re all so slutty now
LMFAOOOO
some of these are not even innuendos. They are just blatantly sexual.
JESUS FUCK
blackstanlee:
hannameth:
i just saw porn on my dash and gagged
gagged on what?
1 tag
lindsaylohanthony:
Big Time Rush plays Catchphrase at KDWB
Carlos: Umm... hey baby, you're a...
Logan: Are you looking at me?
Carlos: Hey baby you're a...
James: Star?
Carlos: Imma...
James: Superstar
Carlos: No it's a Kevin Rudolf song. *pauses* No no no no uh- Lil Wayne. *sings* Hey baby Imma...
James: I don't know what song you're talking about.
Carlos: Uhh... *beings to play the air guitar* Yo Imma Imma...
James: Jam out? Guitar?
Carlos: *continues to play the air guitar*
James: Rockstar
Carlos: *screams* YES!
Logan: *chimes in smoothly* That's uh, that's a Rihanna song.
3 tags
I've figured out the pattern!
remember how I said that there are times when I’m watching BTR and out of the blue I get shivers? but then there are other times when I’m watching and I’m just happy, but no shivers? and I didn’t understand how they could give me shivers at one time but then don’t give me shivers?
it’s not the boys; nor the show. it’s the song.
Seeing the boys is...
ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
*door creeks*
ghost hunters: oh so your name is william
ponweiwest:
koopiekoo:
koopiekoo:
read
was that past or present tense
only i know
you piece of shit
touyababy:
soujizz:
omg i just realized
theyre called pancakes
because theyre like cakes
but you cook them
wait for it
in a pAN
weeps deeply because I legitimately didn’t know this
Kendall Schmidt can go from cute, sweet, and...
raspberrynipple:
edgar allan tinky winky
edgar allan dipsy
edgar allan lala
edgar allan poe
At the Mix 93.3 Interview
Kendall: Check out Logan's ah *Logan shows star*
Logan: I got bored plus it will grow out in like a week so I was like why not. Carlos got a tattoo.
Carlos: Yeah it hurt alot... it is in the healing process right now.
Kendall: I got a tattoo yesterday.. yeah yeah it's my fourth... guess what guys I have tattoos. No taking pictures of it.
Carlos: And James he uhhh -----
James: I work out.
Logan: The most important thing is he has body glitter he's body glittering all the time.
James: Kesha's got nothing on me.
2 tags
Watchoraphis:
Pretended to die to see how my dog would react.
1 tag
2 tags
An Animated Family
juniorcaptain:
I was rewatching The Hunchback of Notre Dame when I realized that Kevin Kline was the voice of Phoebus. Kevin Kline also voiced Tulio in The Road to El Dorado.
This has led me to conclude that Phoebus
is the father of Miguel.
Miguel fell in love with Tulio, in part because of the voice that reminded him of his dad’s
and, as we all know, Miguel and Tulio had a son
but...
aliteralprincess:
My favorite olympic events are everything except rap and country
