I vote for this as the next tumblr interface change:
fakedconfidence: oh god this literally never gets old
pizzaforpresident: pizzaforpresident: somebody literally needs to call fucking dominos and place an order to my house and pay for it with their visa because im going to kill myself if there isn’t a pepperoni pizza on my lap in the next hour GOD BLESS YOU TUMBLR
masterzefron: spazzysunshine: 1.PLUG IN YOUR...
gallifrey-feels: controversial-tabloid-story: vammyrose: thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: ok so HOW DID YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS SHIT #and they wonder why we’re all so slutty now LMFAOOOO some of these are not even innuendos. They are just blatantly sexual. JESUS FUCK
blackstanlee: hannameth: i just saw porn on my dash and gagged gagged on what?
Big Time Rush plays Catchphrase at KDWB
Carlos: Umm... hey baby, you're a...
Logan: Are you looking at me?
Carlos: Hey baby you're a...
Carlos: No it's a Kevin Rudolf song. *pauses* No no no no uh- Lil Wayne. *sings* Hey baby Imma...
James: I don't know what song you're talking about.
Carlos: Uhh... *beings to play the air guitar* Yo Imma Imma...
James: Jam out? Guitar?
Carlos: *continues to play the air guitar*
Carlos: *screams* YES!
Logan: *chimes in smoothly* That's uh, that's a Rihanna song.
I've figured out the pattern!
remember how I said that there are times when I’m watching BTR and out of the blue I get shivers? but then there are other times when I’m watching and I’m just happy, but no shivers? and I didn’t understand how they could give me shivers at one time but then don’t give me shivers? it’s not the boys; nor the show. it’s the song. Seeing the boys is...
ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
ghost hunters: oh so your name is william
ponweiwest: koopiekoo: koopiekoo: read was that past or present tense only i know you piece of shit
touyababy: soujizz: omg i just realized theyre called pancakes because theyre like cakes but you cook them wait for it in a pAN weeps deeply because I legitimately didn’t know this
Kendall Schmidt can go from cute, sweet, and...
raspberrynipple: edgar allan tinky winky edgar allan dipsy edgar allan lala edgar allan poe
At the Mix 93.3 Interview
Kendall: Check out Logan's ah *Logan shows star*
Logan: I got bored plus it will grow out in like a week so I was like why not. Carlos got a tattoo.
Carlos: Yeah it hurt alot... it is in the healing process right now.
Kendall: I got a tattoo yesterday.. yeah yeah it's my fourth... guess what guys I have tattoos. No taking pictures of it.
Carlos: And James he uhhh -----
James: I work out.
Logan: The most important thing is he has body glitter he's body glittering all the time.
James: Kesha's got nothing on me.
oraphis: Pretended to die to see how my dog would react.
An Animated Family
juniorcaptain: I was rewatching The Hunchback of Notre Dame when I realized that Kevin Kline was the voice of Phoebus. Kevin Kline also voiced Tulio in The Road to El Dorado. This has led me to conclude that Phoebus is the father of Miguel. Miguel fell in love with Tulio, in part because of the voice that reminded him of his dad’s and, as we all know, Miguel and Tulio had a son but...
aliteralprincess: My favorite olympic events are everything except rap and country