when people cry over fictional characters.
I FEEL YOUR PAIN.
and on the best day, God created the internet.
mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are you dating that boy you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
suddenly crying because feels
me: i'm gonna jerk off naked in my room don't open the door
me: sits in bed and eats chocolate
when I post a fic and it gets 0 notes.
me: posts fic
actors who play the characters I used on the fic:
whoever own the rights to those characters:
coldplay: when you try your best but you don't succeed
sskeeze: I wonder if Adele’s baby was planned or if it just turned up out of the blue uninvited.
ifelps asked: FAG!
Anonymous asked: your blog. you are perfect. can i just be you now please.
But seriously thought how does one interact with...
homopotamus: tellyleung: things i’m sick of hearing about 50 shades of grey afro circus DA-DA-DADADA-DA-DA DOWN THERE DA-DA-DADADA-DA-DA BONDAGE DOWN THERE BONDAGE DOWN THERE BONDAGE REALLY BAD REALLY BAD REALLY BAD BONDAGE
brief summary of doctor who: what
brief summary of supernatural: why
brief summary of sherlock: how
Your conversational partner has disconnected.– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
I have been awake for 24 hours now
and the last time I ate something was 12 hours ago. I need a snack. and another red bull.
That awkward moment when you lose track of how...
sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable
When you accidentally touch that hot person’s hand
theepichumor: Outside: But deep inside:
operation a house is not a home unless i make it a...
Now all I have to do is wait some time before I can start working on a meal. I was thinking a small salad for the entrée, for the main course I could make a vegetarian lasagna (I’m not sure but I think one of them might be a vegetarian. If I’m wrong, I’ll just say I am the vegetarian.), and maybe a crème brûlée for desert. What do you guys think? Whoever said I couldn’t...
teacher: why didn't you do your homework?
me: please check my faq before asking questions
sobbing over kogan angst.
I wonder how regular people spend their thursday nights.