February 2012
The guy used a sword to kill a ghost.
Fuck logic.
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That was the worst fake death I've ever seen in my...
Now, I don’t criticize unless I can do better. And, man, I can do so much better.
And that makes the movie kind of funny, you know? Is so bad it’s good.
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That's right, girl. A really pissed ghost is...
…moron.
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Stalking is only creepy if the guy knows that...
January 2012
From beneath you, it devours
changed-into-fire:
Hey guys, what if in for the promo for whatever episode Santana’s mom airs we see something like this:
Santana closes her locker and a taller, yet just as beautiful woman stands next to her.
Santana: Mom, what the hell are you doing here?
Her mom: We need to talk about, you know,that.
Santana looks around a bit, but snaps back to her.
Santana: Look, she told me that she...
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negritaaa:
polyesterfox:
wvnderbar:
i bet my love life is a disaster because i never forwarded any of those chain emails back in 7th grade
THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING
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SERIOUSLY ? They're basically saying that Shane is...
summer-nightlock:
because-of-glee:
‘Mercedes who is dating the black football player who has bullied Kurt a lot , but Mercedes is cool with him’
OMG
OH MY GOD WHAT?!
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kurt: and eye will always love you
blaine: kurt
kurt: eye can't help falling in love with you
blaine: KURT
kurt: best eye ever had
blaine: we're breaking up
kurt: eye want you back
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Goodnight you guys. Sweet dreams.
ps I wasn’t talking about kurtofsky pirates I was talking about pirates pirates, you know? like, the ones from history that had ugly teeth and used to steal things and travel the seas and dress with some really un-sexy outfits.
Jack Sparrow is sexy, tho. like, the exception to the rule.
Pictures of blaine with an eye patch
oh God that gives so many ideas
not pirate!blaine, that’s too obvious and I don’t think pirates are sexy
but something better
like
sexy
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Police Officer: Anything you say can and will be held against you.
Me: Zac Efron shirtless
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Searching for "Buffy - The Vampire Slayer" and...
not now, Google.
Você não atende o celular uma vez, aí sua mãe bota...
Going to bed. Love you all, se you all tomorrow.
Ps.: If you’re wondering, It was the Batman & Robin movie this time.
that’s a lie, it was Wolverine.
Kisses, love ya.
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no one knocks anymore? coming inside the room...
and people always do it on the worst times EVER.
Does anyone comes in while I’m looking at pictures of pretty kittens? no.
Does anyone comes in while I’m looking for pie recipes? no.
Does anyone comes in while I’m doing my fucking homework or studying just for fun? no.
When does people comes in?
They do during the only sex scene in the whole movie.
They do at 5am when...
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best. episode. ever.
nowaymanchill:
angehpolar:
xlostforwords:
thatsyogirl:
I can’t breathe! hahahahahaha
lol dam
awesome
LMFAOLMFAOLMFAO
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