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Welcome to William Mckinley High School!
simgm: Here’s some ground rules: Slushy students - no severe punishment Bully students - no severe punishment Get into fights - no severe punishment Staff puts their hands on students - no severe punishment Steal fire extinguisher - no severe punishment Light piano on fire - no severe punishment Harm another student(s) - no severe punishment Toss student in dumpster - no severe...
Santana didn't said "I like girls"
she said “I love girls”.
Finn singing Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
boom, i’m horny.
We all have that one friend who has been living...
lifeingifformat: Me: Hey, did anyone ever told you that you look like Patti LuPone? Teacher: I’m sorry, who? Me: or Me: Man, that’s gonna be awesome! I’m, like, Spielberg! Boy who is not my friend: Who? Me: Spielberg. Boy: who is he? Me: …The guy from ET. Boy: Wasn’t that Kanye West? Me: …please die.
Farid's Day Off
So, I had this nightmare last night, where this guy came into my school shooting everybody, and it made me realize that life is short. Like, what if I had died yesterday? What would I have done with my life? I’ll tell you what: fucking nothing. I would have spend my whole life working my ass off on school so my future would be bright, but, let’s be honests, no one can know for sure if...
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Who Ever Made This. YOU’RE A GENIUS
When you're asleep.
Expectation: Reality: FOLLOW Laugh Out Loud.
Gym teacher: Okay, we have an odd number of people...
I have a problem. I should be on bed, sleeping,...
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Gotta go now, guys. sleep. school tomorrow.
But hey, anon, don’t be shy. I’ll be back tomorrow, tell me what else you think I am. I dare you. Only this time, please, have the balls to show your face. I promisse, I don’t bite.
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