December 2011
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here is a judgemental lamp
Welcome to William Mckinley High School!
simgm:
Here’s some ground rules:
Slushy students - no severe punishment
Bully students - no severe punishment
Get into fights - no severe punishment
Staff puts their hands on students - no severe punishment
Steal fire extinguisher - no severe punishment
Light piano on fire - no severe punishment
Harm another student(s) - no severe punishment
Toss student in dumpster - no severe...
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Santana didn't said "I like girls"
she said “I love girls”.
Finn singing Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
boom, i’m horny.
November 2011
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We all have that one friend who has been living...
lifeingifformat:
Me: Hey, did anyone ever told you that you look like Patti LuPone? Teacher: I’m sorry, who? Me:
or
Me: Man, that’s gonna be awesome! I’m, like, Spielberg! Boy who is not my friend: Who? Me: Spielberg. Boy: who is he? Me: …The guy from ET. Boy: Wasn’t that Kanye West? Me: …please die.
Farid's Day Off
So, I had this nightmare last night, where this guy came into my school shooting everybody, and it made me realize that life is short. Like, what if I had died yesterday? What would I have done with my life? I’ll tell you what: fucking nothing. I would have spend my whole life working my ass off on school so my future would be bright, but, let’s be honests, no one can know for sure if...
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Reblog this and go on your page
Who Ever Made This. YOU’RE A GENIUS
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When you're asleep.
Expectation: Reality:
FOLLOW Laugh Out Loud.
Gym teacher: Okay, we have an odd number of people...
Me:
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I have a problem. I should be on bed, sleeping,...
funnyflavor asked: you're hot, you're sweet, you're amazing and your blog is really adorable. I hope you know that :)
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Anonymous asked: I think you're hot. And funny. And I could stay on your blog for hours. (:
Gotta go now, guys. sleep. school tomorrow.
But hey, anon, don’t be shy. I’ll be back tomorrow, tell me what else you think I am.
I dare you.
Only this time, please, have the balls to show your face.
I promisse, I don’t bite.
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