ZThemes

what if god

was one of us?

Who cares about the future? I want the right now. My name is Farid, I'm 20 years old and I'm legally obligated to let you know my blog is so fetch.

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i’m gonna sneak into the kitchen and make myself a sandwich and then i’m gonna sneak back into my room and eat it and my sister will never know i cheated on my diet

god bless

nothingcanstopthejuggernaut:

At this point I think even people who don’t watch Game of Thrones are satisfied with the latest episode

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gimpygabi:

-chairmanmeow:

why are ghost movies always set in hospitals and jails. 

i want a ghost movie set in walmart.

“cleanup in aisle 13”

but there is no aisle 13

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rogers-and-stark:

Always reblog.

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assbutt-from-gallifrey:

whinecraft:

berserkerbaby:

i still can’t believe americans don’t call car parks
car parks wtf

is that where you bring your car on weekends so it can play with other cars

NO IT’S WHERE YOU PARK YOUR FUCKING CAR

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aduhm:

tumblr can limit my posts, but they’ll never limit my swag

image

THIS KID LOOKS LIKE MY AUNT AND I DON’T UNDERSTAND

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failnation:

It’s stupid, but I love it so.
http://failnation.tumblr.com

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Even if
you slit my throat,
I’d thank you
for touching my skin.

Julia Pollacco (via nasai)

no you wouldn’t
because you’d be too busy
fucking bleeding
to death

- a person with common sense 

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alittlepinkvial:

oh my god, this exists.

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