20
May

if you wanna write a song about your ex without turning into taylor swift, try to fit it in between a song about stalking and a song about dying. i know for a fact that no one will look twice to the one about your ex.

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20
May
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20
May

lexiegrey:

Goodbye, Sweetie.

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20
May

circumcisions:

well it doesn’t say it’s a multiple pepperonis pizza

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20
May

merry-i-am:

salma:

why can’t hurricane names be culturally diverse

hurricane muhammad

hurricane shaniqua 

hurricane nguyen 

because white people destroy everything.

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20
May

godtierar:

OK BUT NICKI MINAJ IN THE BACKGROUND

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19
May

meoplelikepeople:

acrackinthetardis:

nickgrimshade:

do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of girls and he has no privacy and never actually gets to just be an 18 year old kid

For a minute I thought you were talking about Harry Potter and I was really confused

I was trying to remember when this happened in the books.

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19
May

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

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19
May

idiotsonfb:

“Math is hard”

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19
May
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